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The Suspense II

No Escape

You can’t outrun death in The Suspense II, but it’s still fun to try.

By Anthony John Agnello • June 28, 2012

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The time-traveling puzzle game The Suspense II raises a lot of questions. Why is this workaday businessman being hanged in a rural village? The guy looks like he ought to be fixing copiers—not facing the mob justice of disgruntled herdsmen. Why is a farming village equipped with whirring buzzsaws in the middle of the road, in both the pleasant past and the stormy present day? I get that Business McGee can travel through two time periods with a flick of the “S” key, but that doesn’t quite explain the death traps on Main Street.

The laws of The Suspense II’s unhappy little world don’t make much objective sense, but its internal game logic works quite nicely: Change the past to escape death in the present. There are 10 obstacle courses to work through, each one marked by a distinct puzzle. In one, you have to bring a man a shovel so you can get to a key in the underground; in the next, you’re flipping switches in the past so Death itself can walk past some of those saws.

Suspense avoids overseriousness with ridiculous images of cruel fate. Throwing up an Alexander Pope quote—“The good man prolongs his life; to be able to enjoy one’s past is to live twice”—could get heavy if it weren’t counterpointed by the absurdity of a pudgy cartoon guy crucified in his button-down. The game is a little unsatisfying, though. The final level is called “You Can’t Escape Death,” and you can’t. It’s a frustrating trick but a tantalizing one that makes the “To be continued…” at the close quite tempting. Just because death’s inevitable doesn’t mean it’s not fun to try and outrun it.

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1,270 Responses to “No Escape”

  1. JudgeReinhold says:

    Not bad. Very simple premise, very bite-sized in terms of time commitment. I’m not exactly sure why you’d want to help Death out in the penultimate level, but I wasn’t playing for the gripping plot details.

  2. Chris Holly says:

    Nice music, and I like the way the guy’s head tilts downward forlornly when you’re not moving.

  3. Xtracurlyfries says:

    Whoever said “time makes fools of us all” probably wasn’t thinking about missing that damn platform for the eighth freaking time making you flail your arms and knock over a cup of water. Not that anyone would do that. At least, nobody I know.

  4. Raging Bear says:

    Because I could not run from Death, he kindly ran from me.

  5. Overflight says:

    Meh. It’s entertaining but it’s basically a pretentious version of Eversion.