Everybody knows the old saying about E3 press conferences: Come for the wholesale murder, stay for the continued wholesale murder. In celebration of the expo’s kill-riffic qualities, we’re crunching the numbers this week on the Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo press conferences. Who racks up the highest body count? And what about the stories behind the deaths?
In the first edition of the Murder Report, Microsoft sets a high bar that will be tough for its competitors to beat. Leave some death for everyone else, Microsoft! Sheesh.
(Warning: Graphic imagery, as you might expect.)