Everybody knows the old saying about E3 press conferences: Come for the wholesale murder, stay for the continued wholesale murder. In celebration of the expo’s kill-riffic qualities, we’re crunching the numbers this week on the Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo press conferences. Who racks up the highest body count? And what about the stories behind the deaths?
In the second edition of the Murder Report (here’s the first one if you missed it), Sony can’t quite match Microsoft’s number, but the company still blazes a trail of slaughter that’s just super. Plus, they destroyed four boats! That doesn’t count, but extra credit for extra effort, Sony.
(Warning: Graphic imagery, as you might expect.)