Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time

Looney Raccoons

Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time forgets the golden rule of classic cartoons.

By Anthony John Agnello • February 13, 2013

Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and the other Looney Toons directors created something powerful back in the mid-20th century. Their children, like the irascible bastard Bugs Bunny, were something to behold, but their real gift to the world was cartoon logic. Cartoon logic is the anti-Aesop. The Greek fabulist used animals to teach lessons about the way the world really works. That’s not how you use crazy animal people! The cartoon logic of Looney Toons flips the world on its head, tossing the laws of civil society and physics right out the window. Zoot suit-wearing wolves chase women at burlesque shows and ducks kick the crap out of hunters in boxing rings. That’s the magic of cartoon logic, wringing joy out of chaos and the absurd.

Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time

At its best, Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time is an engine fueled by the mad logic of those classic cartoons. Dig this: There’s a family of master thief raccoons, and you’re placed in control of its scion, Sly Cooper. You also play as Sly’s pals, who include his love interest—a policewoman cross between Rosie Perez and Disney’s Robin Hood—as well as a paraplegic genius turtle and a pink hippopotamus. This motley crew travels through history to help Sly’s ancestors fend off a megalomaniac art-thief skunk.

The action can be as golden as the premise. One early scenario casts you as sushi chef Riochi Cooper, sneaking through the rafters of a geisha house in Tokugawa-era Japan. The heist demonstrates the silky pleasure of moving through Thieves In Time. You can’t just jump onto a ceiling fan, for instance—leaping and gaining purchase are two separate moves that have to flow from one another, and your character does a little twirl in the air as you balance. This fluidity lends these strange scenarios an alluring grace. Once Riochi turns off the security system, Murray the hippo swoops in to swipe a geisha costume, but to escape, he has to woo the guards with a sexy dance number. This comes complete with timed button tapping—à la Guitar Hero—and a song that sounds like a Tears For Fears B-side.

Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time

Most of the game is as beautifully weird as that scenario, and while it lacks the subversiveness of classic Looney Toons, it makes up the difference in sheer variety. Thieves In Time is always giving the gang something else to do. If you’re not prowling around the open areas that make up the five period settings you visit—the other four are an Old West town, a medieval English fiefdom, an ice-age valley, and ancient Persia—you’re controlling a little tank in a little computer-hacking game or beefing up a Cro-Magnon ancestor in an ’80s style training montage.

The thing is, there’s sometimes too much to do in Thieves In Time and not enough of a point to it all. When the gang’s helping Tennessee Kid Cooper back in the Old West, Bentley the turtle scouts ahead to place a homing beacon at a mine’s entrance so that Murray can find it. Once Bentley gets there, giant scorpions attack and Murray shows up to mow them down with a machine gun. If Murray knew how to get there all along, why the hell did we have to muddle through the chore of setting up a homing beacon? Why did any of this happen? It would be like if Elmer Fudd suddenly realized he needed to pick up dry cleaning in the middle of a Bugs cartoon and we had to watch him fumble through his wallet for the ticket.

Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time

It would be one thing if this were an isolated incident, but Thieves In Time is a big game, and its bloat threatens to overwhelm its weirder, more lithe moments. The middle stretch in the ice age is especially malformed, with only a handful of boring missions and a cramped, slapdash valley to explore. The game recovers in its back half. Sir Galleth Cooper’s medieval town is a highlight, with plenty of towers to scale and an army of robot wolves whose dry British small talk is hilarious. (“I was at the beach all weekend with the kids.” “Ugh, I hate sand.”)

The game’s tottering imbalance just goes to show what those classic cartoons had that Thieves and many other modern games don’t: pristine editing. Put another way, Thieves breaks Chuck Jones’ classic rule. Jones said, “The whole essence of good drawing—and of good thinking, perhaps—is to work a subject down to the simplest form possible and still have it believable for what it is meant to be.” Sly Cooper’s power comes from a deep well of cartoon logic, a world where anything can happen and the laws of the universe are just playthings. But without the keen timing of a great cartoon comedy, that power is just so much wasted potential.

Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time
Developer: Sanzaru
Publisher: Sony
Platforms: PlayStation 3, PlayStation Vita
Reviewed on: PlayStation 3, PlayStation Vita
Price: $40
Rating: E10+

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13 Responses to “Looney Raccoons”

  1. Merve says:

    I’ve always loved the quasi-cel-shaded art of these games. *sigh* They just don’t make ’em like that for the PC.

    BTW, the image on the Gameological homepage for this article says “OUT THIS WEEK by Steve Heisler” and not “REVIEW by Anthony John Agnello.”

    • PaganPoet says:

      I agree, and I also love that it’s bursting with bright colors. A welcome respite from all the gray and brown toned “realistic” games out there.

    • duwease says:

      Steve Heisler is the megalomaniac image-thief skunk of The Gameological Society.

  2. PaganPoet says:

    This seems like a good purchase for my Vita. A good, old-school platformer (sad that I’m now considering a PS2-era IP as old-school) on the go, perfect for bus rides.

    That you started off this review talking about Looney Toons is apt, as I think that is the reason I love the Sly games so much. The anthromorphic characters, sight gags, slapstick, it all reminds me of Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry et al. It’s refreshing to take a break from sweeping space operas and angsty high school JRPGs and have some good old fashioned wackiness every once and a while.

    Plus the sneaking upright bass walking sound these games make when Sly is walking slowly make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. 

  3. I love me some Sly Cooper but own none of the systems this is on so sad face.

    But, Looney Tunes would translate so well to the medium of games it’s a damn shame we don’t see more games like this that reach for that style.Personally, I’d like to see a multi-player cartoon violence game, where characters equipped with oversized hammers, anvils, chainsaws (to cut up the environment of course), duke it out in over-the-top  Cartoon violence battles.  You could call in Falling Piano airstrikes.  You could use power ups to make your legs spin fast in a circle where you momentarily stay still then get a burst of speed.  Use buxom bunnies to cause opponnents eyes to pop out leaving them momentairly stunned so you can go in with your cartoon musket and get a headshot (which of course only leaves their head black and covered in soot).  There could be a cat v mouse mode where the tiny team mates work together to use traps and foils to stop the cat team from catching and eating them.

    My god this game practically makes itself…

    • Well, there’s Conker, which in so many ways represents the cartoon logic spoken about here, but it’s also in some ways stuck to the old-school platforming sensibilities from the RARE days.

      I’m also not sure if Sly Cooper is strictly adherent to cartoon logic. It’s a bit more personal and… deeper?… than a typical cartoon. Sly Cooper – and indeed, the most apt of the 3D platformers like Ratchet and Clank and Jak and Daxter – mine the idea of the cartoon while delving more into the characters and the situation into something different. Characters can (and do) die. Bently breaks his legs. There’s usually more at stake than the comic sensibilities of the shorts from the 60s.

      I’d argue that comparing such platformers to Looney Tunes is as problematic as comparing a FPS shooter to a sci-fi film.

  4. BLOAT: There’s that dreaded word again.